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A friend of mine has two tickets in a corporate box for the Ireland v England rugby match on 18th March. He paid £300 each, but he didn't realise when he bought them that it was going to be on the sam...

Started 17th Mar, 2017 at 5:04pm by Dave Lowry
0 68 Last Post 17th Mar, 2017 at 5:04pm
By: Dave Lowry
Wonderfully British
WONDERFULLY BRITISH !......

On a train from London to Manchester an Australian was berating the
Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.
"You English are too stuffy...

Started 13th Nov, 2013 at 5:37pm by Dave Lowry
0 2,756 Last Post 13th Nov, 2013 at 5:37pm
By: Dave Lowry
Tesco horse burgers - these will make you cringe...... or whinny
Have you tried the new horse burgers, low in fat and high in shergar.
    Anyone know what to do with these 100 horse burgers I`ve been saddled with.
    
    I had a horse burger for...

Started 26th Jan, 2013 at 5:11pm by Richard Jenner
1 2,398 Last Post 14th Feb, 2013 at 9:41pm
By: Andy Wilkins
Silly Season?
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her name plate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack.  So, he says, "Mrs. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a ...

Started 16th Jan, 2009 at 10:31pm by Jan Cobb
0 1,324 Last Post 16th Jan, 2009 at 10:31pm
By: Jan Cobb
Briefing for FCs and ABMs prior to Engineers' Walk - Understanding Engineers
Understanding Engineers - Take One
Two engineering students crossing the campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yeste...

Started 8th Aug, 2010 at 10:22pm by Dave Lowry
3 3,333 Last Post 14th Sep, 2011 at 9:57pm
By: Mike Clarke
Falklands Transcript

Conversation overheard on VHF Guard 121.5 MHz

Argentine Air Defence Site:  'Unknown aircraft you are in Argentine airspace. Identify yourself.'
Aircraft:  'This is a British...

Started 29th Jul, 2012 at 6:43pm by Mike Good
1 15,949 Last Post 29th Jul, 2012 at 9:22pm
By: Mike Clarke
Jokes
Recently in Cardiff a large family suffered the loss of an Uncle in a car accident.  He was taken to the local hospital but found to be cold as mutton - I mean dead - on entry.  A Post-mortem was carr...

Started 13th Oct, 2009 at 11:47am by Peter D Cross (Guest)
1 2,384 Last Post 24th Mar, 2010 at 5:03pm
By: Peter D Cross (Guest)
Scottish Christmas Joke
A  man in Scotland calls his son in  London the day before  Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day  but I have to tell you that your mother  and I  are divorcing; forty-five years of misery ...

Started 13th Dec, 2012 at 8:53am by Richard Jenner
0 2,980 Last Post 13th Dec, 2012 at 8:53am
By: Richard Jenner
Nobel Prize
Nobel Prize
John, the farmer, was in the chicken raising business. He had several hundred young egg-laying hens called pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. <br ...

Started 29th Apr, 2009 at 4:14pm by Alfie Bass (Guest)
0 2,115 Last Post 29th Apr, 2009 at 4:14pm
By: Alfie Bass (Guest)
Language Skills !!!!!
The following was run at my German Class last night. I thought you might find it as hilarious as I did:
1. Go to Google.
2. Enter  - Thinking German (or German Thinking) - in the Search Box....

Started 14th May, 2010 at 8:18am by Dave Lowry
2 2,035 Last Post 27th May, 2010 at 4:04pm
By: Jan Cobb
GOLF
Strange Golf Quotes:
The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree. ~ Brian Weis
Swing hard in case you hit it. ~ Dan Marino
My favourite shots are the practice...

Started 3rd Jun, 2010 at 11:40am by David Todd (Guest)
0 1,443 Last Post 3rd Jun, 2010 at 11:40am
By: David Todd (Guest)
Cheap Flights - or are they ??
Please excuse the slightly questionable language.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPyl2tOaKxM
Rgds
Dave Lowry

Started 23rd Mar, 2011 at 12:26pm by Dave Lowry
1 2,411 Last Post 23rd Mar, 2011 at 2:58pm
By: Dave Lowry
One liners
These are very Milton Jones:
The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death.
A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted...

Started 22nd Jul, 2012 at 10:09am by Richard Jenner
1 8,284 Last Post 30th Jul, 2012 at 10:03am
By: Jan Cobb
One liners suitable for the family at Christmas
Some of these are even worse than the cracker jokes!
Got an e-mail today from a bored local housewife, 43,  who was looking for some hot action!  So I sent her my ironing.  That'll keep the lazyl...

Started 22nd Dec, 2012 at 7:03pm by Richard Jenner
0 3,031 Last Post 22nd Dec, 2012 at 7:03pm
By: Richard Jenner
Extra Rations
With military recruitment proving difficult, the rules were relaxed and group of Cannibals were allowed joined the Army.
The CO welcomed them to the unit "Lovely to have you chaps here with us, j...

Started 20th Jun, 2013 at 2:29pm by Dave Lowry
0 1,838 Last Post 20th Jun, 2013 at 2:29pm
By: Dave Lowry
Courses for Men - By Wives
Summer Classes for Men at
THE
ADULT LEARNING CENTRE
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by July 30th 2009
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTEN...

Started 29th May, 2009 at 9:45am by Dave Lowry
0 2,752 Last Post 29th May, 2009 at 9:45am
By: Dave Lowry
Don't be afraid to smile
Don't be afraid to smile once in a while:
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          Things Adults Learn from Kids
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Started 28th Apr, 2009 at 10:02pm by Jan Cobb
0 2,940 Last Post 28th Apr, 2009 at 10:02pm
By: Jan Cobb
The Bus Conductor
A bus conductor pushes one of his passengers to off the bus and kills him.  At the trial he is found guilty of murder and is sentenced to the electric chair.
As a last meal he asks for a bunch of...

Started 17th May, 2009 at 7:23pm by Ian McGeachie (Guest)
0 1,764 Last Post 17th May, 2009 at 7:23pm
By: Ian McGeachie (Guest)
Wellingtons?
Two Irish builders are sitting high up on a New York skyscraper being built, when one of them suddenly stands up, steps off the building and plummets to his death.
The foreman races up to the oth...

Started 20th Jun, 2009 at 9:18pm by Ian McGeachie (Guest)
0 3,155 Last Post 20th Jun, 2009 at 9:18pm
By: Ian McGeachie (Guest)
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