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Keep it clean (-ish) and spread a smile
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Wonderfully British

On a train from London to Manchester an Australian was berating the
Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.
"You English are too stuffy...

Started 13.11.2013 at 17:37:19 by Dave Lowry
0 2,083 Last Post 13.11.2013 at 17:37:19
By: Dave Lowry
Extra Rations
With military recruitment proving difficult, the rules were relaxed and group of Cannibals were allowed joined the Army.
The CO welcomed them to the unit "Lovely to have you chaps here with us, j...

Started 20.06.2013 at 14:29:50 by Dave Lowry
0 1,565 Last Post 20.06.2013 at 14:29:50
By: Dave Lowry
Tesco horse burgers - these will make you cringe...... or whinny
Have you tried the new horse burgers, low in fat and high in shergar.
    Anyone know what to do with these 100 horse burgers I`ve been saddled with.
    I had a horse burger for...

Started 26.01.2013 at 17:11:09 by Richard Jenner
1 1,796 Last Post 14.02.2013 at 21:41:29
By: Andy Wilkins
One liners suitable for the family at Christmas
Some of these are even worse than the cracker jokes!
Got an e-mail today from a bored local housewife, 43,  who was looking for some hot action!  So I sent her my ironing.  That'll keep the lazyl...

Started 22.12.2012 at 19:03:09 by Richard Jenner
0 2,520 Last Post 22.12.2012 at 19:03:09
By: Richard Jenner
Scottish Christmas Joke
A  man in Scotland calls his son in  London the day before  Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day  but I have to tell you that your mother  and I  are divorcing; forty-five years of misery ...

Started 13.12.2012 at 08:53:43 by Richard Jenner
0 2,796 Last Post 13.12.2012 at 08:53:43
By: Richard Jenner
One liners
These are very Milton Jones:
The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death.
A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted...

Started 22.07.2012 at 10:09:41 by Richard Jenner
1 7,517 Last Post 30.07.2012 at 10:03:57
By: Jan Cobb
Falklands Transcript

Conversation overheard on VHF Guard 121.5 MHz

Argentine Air Defence Site:  'Unknown aircraft you are in Argentine airspace. Identify yourself.'
Aircraft:  'This is a British...

Started 29.07.2012 at 18:43:34 by Mike Good
1 12,985 Last Post 29.07.2012 at 21:22:34
By: Mike Clarke
Briefing for FCs and ABMs prior to Engineers' Walk - Understanding Engineers
Understanding Engineers - Take One
Two engineering students crossing the campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yeste...

Started 08.08.2010 at 22:22:37 by Dave Lowry
3 3,100 Last Post 14.09.2011 at 21:57:52
By: Mike Clarke
Cheap Flights - or are they ??
Please excuse the slightly questionable language.
Dave Lowry

Started 23.03.2011 at 12:26:54 by Dave Lowry
1 2,298 Last Post 23.03.2011 at 14:58:13
By: Dave Lowry
Strange Golf Quotes:
The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree. ~ Brian Weis
Swing hard in case you hit it. ~ Dan Marino
My favourite shots are the practice...

Started 03.06.2010 at 11:40:47 by David Todd (Guest)
0 1,374 Last Post 03.06.2010 at 11:40:47
By: David Todd (Guest)
Language Skills !!!!!
The following was run at my German Class last night. I thought you might find it as hilarious as I did:
1. Go to Google.
2. Enter  - Thinking German (or German Thinking) - in the Search Box....

Started 14.05.2010 at 08:18:27 by Dave Lowry
2 1,894 Last Post 27.05.2010 at 16:04:10
By: Jan Cobb
Recently in Cardiff a large family suffered the loss of an Uncle in a car accident.  He was taken to the local hospital but found to be cold as mutton - I mean dead - on entry.  A Post-mortem was carr...

Started 13.10.2009 at 11:47:26 by Peter D Cross (Guest)
1 2,150 Last Post 24.03.2010 at 17:03:59
By: Peter D Cross (Guest)
Two Irish builders are sitting high up on a New York skyscraper being built, when one of them suddenly stands up, steps off the building and plummets to his death.
The foreman races up to the oth...

Started 20.06.2009 at 21:18:44 by Ian McGeachie (Guest)
0 3,045 Last Post 20.06.2009 at 21:18:44
By: Ian McGeachie (Guest)
Courses for Men - By Wives
Summer Classes for Men at
by July 30th 2009

Started 29.05.2009 at 09:45:26 by Dave Lowry
0 2,455 Last Post 29.05.2009 at 09:45:26
By: Dave Lowry
The Bus Conductor
A bus conductor pushes one of his passengers to off the bus and kills him.  At the trial he is found guilty of murder and is sentenced to the electric chair.
As a last meal he asks for a bunch of...

Started 17.05.2009 at 19:23:13 by Ian McGeachie (Guest)
0 1,463 Last Post 17.05.2009 at 19:23:13
By: Ian McGeachie (Guest)
Nobel Prize
Nobel Prize
John, the farmer, was in the chicken raising business. He had several hundred young egg-laying hens called pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. <br ...

Started 29.04.2009 at 16:14:45 by Alfie Bass (Guest)
0 1,989 Last Post 29.04.2009 at 16:14:43
By: Alfie Bass (Guest)
Don't be afraid to smile
Don't be afraid to smile once in a while:
          Things Adults Learn from Kids

Started 28.04.2009 at 22:02:43 by Jan Cobb
0 2,595 Last Post 28.04.2009 at 22:02:42
By: Jan Cobb
Silly Season?
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her name plate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack.  So, he says, "Mrs. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a ...

Started 16.01.2009 at 22:31:46 by Jan Cobb
0 1,177 Last Post 16.01.2009 at 22:31:45
By: Jan Cobb
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