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Idle Thoughts ...
Not actually a joke per se, but I thought the retired core membership (aka "the old and bold") might appreciate the end of a telephone conversation overheard recently. 
We came into the room jus...

Started 11.03.2018 at 14:32:17 by Mike Good
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By: Mike Good
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Do twins ... ?
• Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
• What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?
• If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no l...

Started 27.02.2018 at 13:20:10 by Joe Marsden
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By: Joe Marsden
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Wonderfully British
WONDERFULLY BRITISH !......

On a train from London to Manchester an Australian was berating the
Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.
"You English are too stuffy...

Started 13.11.2013 at 17:37:19 by Dave Lowry
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By: Dave Lowry
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Extra Rations
With military recruitment proving difficult, the rules were relaxed and group of Cannibals were allowed joined the Army.
The CO welcomed them to the unit "Lovely to have you chaps here with us, j...

Started 20.06.2013 at 14:29:50 by Dave Lowry
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By: Dave Lowry
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One liners suitable for the family at Christmas
Some of these are even worse than the cracker jokes!
Got an e-mail today from a bored local housewife, 43,  who was looking for some hot action!  So I sent her my ironing.  That'll keep the lazyl...

Started 22.12.2012 at 19:03:09 by Richard Jenner
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By: Richard Jenner
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Scottish Christmas Joke
A  man in Scotland calls his son in  London the day before  Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day  but I have to tell you that your mother  and I  are divorcing; forty-five years of misery ...

Started 13.12.2012 at 08:53:43 by Richard Jenner
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By: Richard Jenner
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GOLF
Strange Golf Quotes:
The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree. ~ Brian Weis
Swing hard in case you hit it. ~ Dan Marino
My favourite shots are the practice...

Started 03.06.2010 at 11:40:47 by David Todd (Guest)
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By: David Todd (Guest)
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Wellingtons?
Two Irish builders are sitting high up on a New York skyscraper being built, when one of them suddenly stands up, steps off the building and plummets to his death.
The foreman races up to the oth...

Started 20.06.2009 at 21:18:44 by Ian McGeachie (Guest)
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By: Ian McGeachie (Guest)
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Courses for Men - By Wives
Summer Classes for Men at
THE
ADULT LEARNING CENTRE
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by July 30th 2009
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTEN...

Started 29.05.2009 at 09:45:26 by Dave Lowry
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By: Dave Lowry
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The Bus Conductor
A bus conductor pushes one of his passengers to off the bus and kills him.  At the trial he is found guilty of murder and is sentenced to the electric chair.
As a last meal he asks for a bunch of...

Started 17.05.2009 at 19:23:13 by Ian McGeachie (Guest)
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By: Ian McGeachie (Guest)
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Nobel Prize
Nobel Prize
John, the farmer, was in the chicken raising business. He had several hundred young egg-laying hens called pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. <br ...

Started 29.04.2009 at 16:14:45 by Alfie Bass (Guest)
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By: Alfie Bass (Guest)
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Don't be afraid to smile
Don't be afraid to smile once in a while:
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Started 28.04.2009 at 22:02:43 by Jan Cobb
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By: Jan Cobb
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Silly Season?
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her name plate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack.  So, he says, "Mrs. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a ...

Started 16.01.2009 at 22:31:46 by Jan Cobb
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By: Jan Cobb
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Tesco horse burgers - these will make you cringe...... or whinny
Have you tried the new horse burgers, low in fat and high in shergar.
    Anyone know what to do with these 100 horse burgers I`ve been saddled with.
    
    I had a horse burger for...

Started 26.01.2013 at 17:11:09 by Richard Jenner
1 1,914 Last Post 14.02.2013 at 21:41:29
By: Andy Wilkins
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One liners
These are very Milton Jones:
The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death.
A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted...

Started 22.07.2012 at 10:09:41 by Richard Jenner
1 7,651 Last Post 30.07.2012 at 10:03:57
By: Jan Cobb
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Falklands Transcript

Conversation overheard on VHF Guard 121.5 MHz

Argentine Air Defence Site:  'Unknown aircraft you are in Argentine airspace. Identify yourself.'
Aircraft:  'This is a British...

Started 29.07.2012 at 18:43:34 by Mike Good
1 13,419 Last Post 29.07.2012 at 21:22:34
By: Mike Clarke
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Cheap Flights - or are they ??
Please excuse the slightly questionable language.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPyl2tOaKxM
Rgds
Dave Lowry

Started 23.03.2011 at 12:26:54 by Dave Lowry
1 2,429 Last Post 23.03.2011 at 14:58:13
By: Dave Lowry
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Jokes
Recently in Cardiff a large family suffered the loss of an Uncle in a car accident.  He was taken to the local hospital but found to be cold as mutton - I mean dead - on entry.  A Post-mortem was carr...

Started 13.10.2009 at 11:47:26 by Peter D Cross (Guest)
1 2,327 Last Post 24.03.2010 at 17:03:59
By: Peter D Cross (Guest)
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Language Skills !!!!!
The following was run at my German Class last night. I thought you might find it as hilarious as I did:
1. Go to Google.
2. Enter  - Thinking German (or German Thinking) - in the Search Box....

Started 14.05.2010 at 08:18:27 by Dave Lowry
2 2,045 Last Post 27.05.2010 at 16:04:10
By: Jan Cobb
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Briefing for FCs and ABMs prior to Engineers' Walk - Understanding Engineers
Understanding Engineers - Take One
Two engineering students crossing the campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yeste...

Started 08.08.2010 at 22:22:37 by Dave Lowry
3 3,345 Last Post 14.09.2011 at 21:57:52
By: Mike Clarke
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