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David Todd

03.06.2010 at 11:40:47
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Strange Golf Quotes:

The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree. ~ Brian Weis

Swing hard in case you hit it. ~ Dan Marino

My favourite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt.  The rest can never be mastered. ~ Lord Robertson

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.  ~ Jack Benny

There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground. ~ Ben Hogan

Professional golf is the only sport where if you win 20% of the time, you're the best.
   ~ Jack Nicklaus

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf.  It's almost a law. ~ H. G. Wells

I never pray on a golf course.  Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course. ~ Billy Graham

If you watch a game, it's fun.  If you play at it, it's recreation.  If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Bob Hope

While playing golf today I hit two good balls.  I stepped on a rake. ~ Henny Youngman

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
   ~ Jack Lemmon

You can make a lot of money in this game.  Just ask my ex-wives.  Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work. ~ Lee Trevino

I'm not saying my golf game went bad..., but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
   ~ Lee Trevino
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